Television is fast falling into obscurity thanks to the Internet, but it seems that television executives have decided to help aid their demise by constantly publishing trashy shows about inane celebrities that are, frankly, only celebrities because the media keep publishing trash about them.
In my darkest heart, I suspect it’s because there are hordes of alcohol-fuelled crazies out there munching on some half-cooked ready meal laced with salmonella in front of their television who actually care.